What is it?

The Naughty Glow™ Santa Lamp is a 7-inch illuminated Santa with two glowing candle-bulb fingers — a jolly old man delivering a very specific message to whoever's nearest.

Molded plastic, warm LED glow, zero subtlety. Small enough to sit on a desk, bright enough to run as a night light, rude enough that someone will eventually say something.

Made for people whose Christmas spirit runs slightly sideways.

Who It's For

✓ Anyone who thinks matching inflatable snowmen are a cry for help

✓ The guy who says he doesn't want anything for Christmas

✓ Desks, shelves, bar carts, nightstands, and offices that could use one unprofessional object

Size

5.5 × 3.5 × 7 in (14 × 9 × 18 cm). Roughly the height of a coffee mug. He is small. He does not care.

What's in the Box

• Santa Lamp — fully assembled, bulbs included
• Hanging hardware
• [Power: USB cable / batteries — fill in]
• Quick-start instructions

How to Use

Set him on a surface or hang him on a wall. Switch him on. That's the whole process.

Desk, shelf, mantel, bookcase, nightstand, kitchen counter, bar cart, office door, garage, dorm. He's light enough for a single nail, a hook, or a command strip — no drilling, no anchors, no afternoon project.

Indoor use. He's a lamp, not a lawn ornament.

📦 Shipping Protection

What's covered: If your package is lost in transit by the carrier or arrives visibly damaged from shipping, we'll reship your lamp or refund you at no additional cost.

What's not covered: Packages confirmed as delivered by the carrier. If your tracking shows delivery but the package isn't there, contact the carrier directly to file a claim — we're happy to give you the tracking details and shipment info you'll need. Also not covered: how the lamp works once you have it, which falls under the 30-Day Warranty below.

How to file a claim: Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number, a description of the issue, and photos of both the lamp and the shipping box.

📩 notsojollylamps@outlook.com

🛡️ 30-Day Warranty

What's covered: If your lamp won't light up, flickers, or has a manufacturing defect within 30 days of delivery, we'll replace or refund it at no additional cost. We cover all return and replacement shipping in these cases.

What's not covered: Damage from drops, improper mounting, modified wiring, bulbs replaced outside the stated wattage, or normal wear over time. Change of mind isn't covered either — all sales are final except for the cases described here.

How to file a claim: Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number, a description of the issue, and a photo or short video showing the problem.

📩 notsojollylamps@outlook.com

Every Naughty Glow lamp is built to order — nothing sits in a warehouse waiting. Production takes 4–6 weeks, then delivery runs 7–14 business days to the US, Canada, UK, and Europe, or 7–16 business days to Australia and the rest of the world.

You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships. Shipping is always free, no minimums.

Why is it pre-order?

Because nothing sits in a warehouse. Every Naughty Glow lamp is made to order — production starts when you place the order, not before.

That means 4–6 weeks to produce, then 7–14 business days to reach you. It's slower than a warehouse, and we're not going to pretend otherwise. What you get for the wait is a lamp that was built for your order specifically, not pulled from a pallet of overstock that's been sitting since last February.

You'll get a tracking number by email the moment it ships.

Ordering for Christmas? Order by November 1 to be safe. After that we can't promise it lands before the 25th.